"Why, yes I am a very - no, make that exceptionally handsome - oh, well, let's admit it, I'm the most handsome boy duck ever. Thanks for noticing! Although, how could you not, all the ladies swoon when they see me. Why, even the human lady up there on the bank is saying she's never seen a more handsome example of Mallard male perfection and..."
Human lady (muttering to herself) : "Good grief, I've never heard a more conceited duck. On and on, yada, yada, yada. And, a liar to boot! I never said he was handsome."
"I heard that."
