"Are you nuts, Mom? You want me to move so you can put presents under here? Think about that for a minute...all that paper that feels so good to our paws, shiny ribbons beckoning...sitting here for four days and nights. You really think we could resist that for more than 10 minutes? Make that one minute for Lucy. Now, you still want me to move?"
Uh, no, Malcolm. What was I thinking? I guess I just got a little delusional there for a moment...
Oh dear Malcolm. You'll have to forgive your mum - we humans sometimes do forget such important kitty things :)
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